Today's Telegraph come-ons

Judging by The Telegraph's front page today, it thinks these are the main reasons you to buy the paper:

• Carroll shines in Wembley thriller
• Kate's hair dilemma on her big day

And below the fold the come-on's are:

• The truth about your supermarket loaf
• Why World Cup cricket knocks Ashes for six
• Wizard writer whose life was far from magical
• Killing Bono: how I came face to face with myself

If the paper thinks these are its highlights, would you want to spend money on it?