Brown on another planet

We're short of money ... in a recession ... all but two people agree our state spending will have to be cut, and cut heavily.

On planet earth there is no global warming. There's climate change and always has been. Recent falls in temperature bear no clear relation to the rising amount of carbon dioxide in the atmosphere.

Far away on planet Brown, global warming is gathering pace, and there is plenty of money to throw at this problem which everyone understands. So it's a good time to "set up a £60bn annual fund to help poor countries deal with climate change".

Back on planet earth this is the proposal of a man madly denying reality. Yes really, Brown increasingly seems clinically insane. What other explanation could there be?