A choice cut from Dr North in Defence of the Realm. The permanent under secretary of state for the MoD talks to a committee of MPs about the equipment programme.
…our ministers would very much like a programme which is, if anything, more focused on the kinds of equipment requirements that come out of current operations like protected vehicles, helicopters et cetera. It would be extremely surprising if the process we are going through did not lead to a consideration of that.
Yes Minister is alive and well. We know what our ministers "would very much like". It would be extremely surprising if we did not in due course get round to giving this our consideration. That would be after we have gone through a previous process [undefined].
Sir Humphrey would be proud. Give that man a gong, and meanwhile lunch at my club.
They do things differently at the DWP, it seems. Apparently within seconds of his return to the department, James Purnell (you remember him, he it was who mysteriously appeared in a photograph when he hadn't been there, he it was who predicted that 24-hour liquor licensing would lead to a café culture) had appointed David Freud as an adviser, to help implement changes in the welfare state. Given that Mr Freud
cheerfully reveals Chancellor Brown's opposition to his proposals, did Prime Minister Brown know this appointment was coming?
And Mr Freud is enthusiastic.
Peter Hain was worried about the Left. Purnell is showing astonishing energy, there is going to be a much more single-minded ferocity.
All this change just because the vain one couldn't fill in a donations return! (Amusingly,
The Telegraph actually writes "Peter Hain [the previous work and pensions secretary] ...". Is the vain one so soon forgotten?)
The paper tells us Mr Freud's big idea is that the private sector be put in charge of the long-term unemployed. Companies taking part would receive a "huge fee" for getting somebody to stay in a job for more than three years but nothing if they fail.
The Telegraph sets out a bizarre proposal.
Under his system, the market will decide who should receive benefit and who should go out to work. "The private sector will have to start making assessments about who they can get back into work at what cost.
If somebody is really clinically depressed, for example, [the company] might say, 'I'm not going to get this guy to hold down a job for three years because he's not up to it so I'm not going to expend my efforts on him at the moment'."
This only increases the incentive for the skivers to make themselves look like hard cases. And Mr Freud thinks there are plenty of them. "Fewer than a third of those on incapacity benefit are really too ill to get a job." There is talk of some slicing of benefits for those who won't co-operate, but how meaningful will this turn out to be? And how easy will it prove to be to get dubiously motivated people off benefit and into work against competition from enthusiastic Poles?
To be sure, Mr Freud highlights other measures in a carefully unspecific way. He says
If you want a recipe for getting people on to IB, we've got it: you get more money and you don't get hassled. You can sit there for the rest of your life. And it's ludicrous that the disability tests are done by people's own GPs - they've got a classic conflict of interest and they're frightened of legal action.
So there has to be a big change in the procedures for people entering incapacity benefit, and for their continued entitlement.
As the
Financial Times points out, some people make a deliberate choice to live off state welfare payments for the quality of life.
And Mohammed Nawaz Raja, an alleged Islamic terrorist organiser says in the
News of the World"Praise be to Allah I have a car of my own. I have a five bedroom house in High Wycombe. The government is paying me. When I go to Pakistan, my family still gets paid. The system in Britain is that the government pays. "Take for example a small family with four children, if the husband works he would get £300 to £400 a week. And if he doesn't work the government still pay him around that, so why should he work?
"If he works he gets around £350 a week and if he doesn't he gets £300. For just £50, who would work?"
Reading the account of his activities, it's hard to imagine anyone would ever employ him. Carrots can't work in his case, so a pretty useful stick has to be available. Effective policy has to go beyond the touchy feely.
Never mind. Happily for Mr Raja a solution beckons.
Husbands with multiple wives have been given the go-ahead to claim extra welfare benefits following a year-long Government review. If two can live as cheaply as one, what of five?
Mr Freud claims his system can be in place
within five years. Hey, hold hard there! Meanwhile, better get working on some pretty serious sticks.
If the officials are prepared to give that consideration in due course.
Robber Conway is still an MP.